COUNTDOWN: T-Minus 2 Days

I’ve gathered the necessities for the 16 hour flight I will partake to reach “Land of Size 0.” My surplus of goods, from potato chips to See’s Candy lollipops, are sure to decrease the hell that is being trapped in a mobile carrier that possibly could plummet to its demise, contain crying infants, or increase bodily discomfort. Hopefully my body will be weakened by the time I board so that I can magically knock out for the entire trip like the few strangers I have witnessed slumber through the 12+ hours of flight that pains my every fiber.

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